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"I'll be alright as soon as I find the other side of someday"



i-sucked-dick-on-accident:

oh good god

theonewithscissorsforhands:

doctormodel:

saying women shouldn’t be allowed to get abortions because they were the ones who had unprotected sex is like saying smokers shouldn’t receive treatment for lung cancer or drivers shouldn’t receive treatment in a car crash because they knew the risks when they got a driving license

I think it’s safe to say you’re probably smarter than a lot of the government.

mescalineforbreakfast:

n-ooky:

*squeals*

omg I need a pug
bublog:

The invisible lasers shooting from BUB’s eyes are aimed to improve life on Earth. 
See? It’s working already.

Another example of why my life is a sham:

listeningthroughbathwater:

I usually have my phone handy to use as a flashlight when needed, but tonight l left it on my bed when I went to turn off the light. I realized this when i was already across the room ready to flip the switch, but it was too late to turn back. I had to make it work. So I switched the light off and…

bitterboob:

this is my favourite thing on the internet
bublog:

The invisible lasers shooting from BUB’s eyes are aimed to improve life on Earth. 
See? It’s working already.
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